September 2009
10 posts
Dear work,
I’d appreciate it if you’d stop scheduling me without telling me, and then trying to write me up for not showing up. Sadly, no one has invented an instantaneous psychic schedule beamer. But, you know, a phone call or an e-mail works just as well.
fuckyeahclassical:
Peer Gynt Suite No. 1 op.46:...
Artist: The Dresden Dolls
Song: My Alcoholic...
Composer : Tchaikovsky
Song : Symphony...
I love the smell of winter.
I hate the cold.
So I dreamt I called in to work today...
…which convinced my half awake self that I had actually called in. Then my boss called. And because I was half asleep, I blurted out this gem: “You wanna hear a really weird reason I didn’t call in today and just didn’t show up? I dreamt I called in! And I thought I had actually called in! Isn’t that weird?” Yup. My boss thinks I’m on drugs. He’s not...