I think that TGIF’s meaning should be changed from ‘Thank god it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank god I Fucked.’
Because getting laid is better than Friday. Friday puts people in a happy mood. Fucking puts me in a happy mood.
Therefore, I hereby announce that anytime I say TGIF, it means I just got fucked like I should be getting fucked. By someone who knows what they are doing.
Everyone can totally steal this idea.
PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO FUCK, UNITE!Now back to our regular scheduled programming.
Because they have more booze than you could possibly imagine. Too bad they didn’t have any pot.
I busted my thumb yesterday. The worst parts are tying my shoes, and holding pipes. I can’t cover the choke with my brace so I have to hold it like that. It was entirely my fault.
…but then things like finding out that a girl I just didn’t like (for no particular/obvious reasons) is super excited about getting cast as an extra in the new twilight movie. Thank you subconscious, for screening out all the crazies for me.
The current state of my table. 5 different kinds. HEAVEN.
I’m feeling a yes. My dad, who I live with (not necessarily ‘cause I’m a bum, but because I like the location and we get along well. I still have bills/rent to pay), decided to tell me today he’s moving in two weeks. So here I am, wondering what the hell I’m gonna do about my job (I don’t drive) and not having enough time to get an apartment in town. I have absolutely no idea what I’m going to do with myself. The worst part is most likely having to give up my cushy, 11.50 an hour unionized job with health and dental. That’s good stuff for a 20 year old.
Of course, this could have been prevented by me getting my license 4 years ago when I was supposed to. But that’s no fun to complain about.
Flashing Lights (remix) - Lil’ Wayne ft. Kanye West & Jay-Z
I think I’ve found a winner for most uncomfortable game controller ever. Even over my best friend’s little brother’s N64 controller that has the middle grip completely broken off. This little monster boasts “The shaped design of “Fire Dragon” monster, larruping, more horror and more excited in the game” (Engrish!), “Illuminating eyes”, and whatever this could possibly mean:
“Program function, can make handspike button as keyboard button rockers of handspike as mouse, then it is controlled by the product but not key mouse completely”
If you’re still interested, or like being distracted by flashing lights while your hands are cramping to hell, you can go to Brando and buy it for $29.
Jennifer Holliday - And I Am Telling You
Definitely in my top five favorite songs list, and definitely the greatest vocal performance I’ve ever heard. I thank my dad for introducing me to this song when I was 5. That was around the time I started suspecting he was gay. He didn’t come out until two years ago. Best dad ever.
